Well I had one today. the product...my new Short story "Watch your mouth".
with a very short span of time I concieved and then wrote this story. Give it a read, it should be good for a laugh.


Gabe's tale Gabe ran as fast as his little legs would carry him. He could still here the children and their dogs chasing him. A stone whizzed past one of Gabes long ears prompting Gabe to shriek and perform a little awkward hop and used his bat-like wings to push his little misshapen body forward.Gabe's tale
It had taken him weeks to bend the bars of the cage he was kept in the village square. It was difficult after a day of being poke with sticks and pelted with stones and refuse. His arms and body still bore many scratches and bruises from the hand of a vicious child or hateful villager. Nobody w


Watch your Mouth The two lovers sat together in the tavern. They had grown up together and the whole town knew it was only a matter of time before Doyle proposed. Tonight like many nights before it, Abbey would goad Doyle into making grand claims as to what he would do for her in the name of their love. Often the other tavern patrons would join in.Watch your Mouth
A stranger sat at the bar, wearing a heavy cloak despite the summer heat. He sat brooding as he nursed his drink and watched the lovers. Doyle was getting to the interesting claims now, For you Abbey I would scale a mountain to get you a drink of pure gl


Graveyard Shift Chapter 2Chapter 2:Graveyard Shift Chapter 2
From the roof of the Graveyards shifts mobile headquarters, Derek watched the sun rise on the day he thought he would not live to see. In the several hours since their rescue the survivors and their rescuers had left behind the mall that had been a sanctuary from the zombie hordes. Dereks thoughts returned to the members of the Graveyard Shift.
Derek had taken an almost instant liking to Boomstick, the man clearly lead by example and had a sense of magnetism that was hard to dislike. On the other hand his second in command, the man they called Tombstone, reminded him too much of Hienrick with h


Graveyard Shift: Chapter 1Graveyard ShiftGraveyard Shift: Chapter 1
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Nobody knew how or why the dead began to rise from their graves. But it wasnt long until the unprepared town was overrun. Within three days only one small group of survivors remained barricaded in a shopping mall. One of these survivors, Derek, stood watch from the roof of the building. Derek began to contemplate the chances of the eight of them in this mall getting out of this. Supplies were not an issue, but larger mobs of zombies kept attempting to get in and ammo for the survivors three guns was limited. Dereks train of thought was interrupted by the sight he h
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What the fuck, mate ?
-Yura
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Please hold. Your call is very unportant to us.
Hope you understand
And thx for the fav
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